Forum Fight

But then I fall On Sephiro and crush him into the ground. My Jetpack has a built in feature that allows me to take in lifeforce of things the backback touches. I take all your energy before you die and I'm reincarnated.

But then all the bunnies plant me in the ground, and a Sephiroth tree grows, blooming with cones of me, who then proceed to beat you and Chuck Norris into submission.

i run and hide in the tree and watch the show

But then a woodsman comes and in disgust at such an ugly tree, burns it to the ground with a flamethrower.

and while my body is burning it lets out a smoke that is so horrible that it kills everyone in the wrold

But then, the woodsman, knowing I meant Sephiro's tree, rewinds time and burns that tree instead.

A firey branch falls off the tree and kills the woodsman.

I laugh at the dead woodsman. I grab my pencil and stab sephiroththislord.

why a pencil????? anywho........

i fly away on my magical rayquaza and drop an atom bomb from another galaxy!!!!!



EPIC WIN

But it turns out i was the rayquaza so i eat you and tie everyone to fat people while i annoy them all to death with peanut butter jelly time on loop making the fat people fall and kill you all.

I, being a very skinny person, escape from the fat person, grabs yanma's device that's playing PBJtime and smashes it on his head

But my head is harder than an aggrons so i use your momentary confusion to summon a million bidoofs to tackle you to death.

I'm one of the Bidoof and after a few mins, get bored of tackling chrissy, and so evolve into Bibarel, and use Hydro Pump on Yanma's face. FTW.

I use my magick powerz to turn the bidoofs rainbow colored and then use my bidoof minions to slaughter every living being

My hypnosis makes all the biddofz and the bibarel go sleepy sleepy nap time and i summon evey legendary to go kamikaze on everyone while chuck norris does the robot.

I, as the Bibarel, miraculously surviving, proceed to say how much Chuck Norris suck-uhhhhhhh. Chuck Norris, angry at my insult, destroys all in the universe with round-house kicks.

I revive Bruce Lee from the dead and order him to zombie omnomnom Chuck Norris' kung fu hiney

but I was in that time room in Mr. popo's house and when I realize what happened I build a time machine before the universe was destroyed and shoot you before Chuck Norris hears you

The script editor, of Forum Fight, is so confused by mrcats recent comment that he simply has a heart attack and here we stand to this day. o.O

Confused by the previous comment (and my own) I blow you up in your confusion

the bullet didn't hit me in the head so it didn't matter anyway :'D
I use the mutual confusion and kill mrcatz with a spork

But I have a spork in my pocket like everyone should and before I die I stab you with mine then I get better

I obtain the Varia suit and shoot plasma beams at you

But I use Fred as a shield and use his body to knock you out

well I use sxephil as a spear, pierce through Fred's flesh and then knock you over the head with my microwave