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mrcatz
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| | Subject: Happy b-day chuck norris Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:45 pm | |
| Chuck Norris Is 70 today. Let's wish him happy birthday with a thread of chuck Norris jokes | |
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Daiko
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| | Subject: Re: Happy b-day chuck norris Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:55 pm | |
| - mrcatz wrote:
- Chuck Norris Is 70 today. Let's wish him happy birthday with a thread of chuck Norris jokes
Jesus may be able to walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land! | |
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Elfar
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| | Subject: Re: Happy b-day chuck norris Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:58 pm | |
| Some people say that Chuck Norris is so tough, he has a third fist where his chin should be. | |
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noheartx
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| | Subject: Re: Happy b-day chuck norris Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:01 pm | |
| Chuck Norris visited the virgin islands and now theyre just called the islands
ps when i clicked on this thread the ad bar at the top was a link to Chuck Norris jokes | |
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mrcatz
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| | Subject: Re: Happy b-day chuck norris Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:06 pm | |
| - noheartx wrote:
- Chuck Norris visited the virgin islands and now theyre just called the islands
ps when i clicked on this thread the ad bar at the top was a link to Chuck Norris jokes lol I have Penny's and lawn care ads. Chuck Norris bought a house for a round house kick and 22 cents | |
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pdwinnall
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| | Subject: Re: Happy b-day chuck norris Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:48 pm | |
| 70 YEARS OLD! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris. | |
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cdplayar
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| | Subject: Re: Happy b-day chuck norris Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:47 pm | |
| Chuck Norris Once Round House Kicked A Burger King Into A McDonalds. | |
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mrcatz
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| | Subject: Re: Happy b-day chuck norris Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:06 pm | |
| - cdplayar wrote:
Chuck Norris Once Round House Kicked A Burger King Into A McDonalds. I ate at that mcdonalds | |
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noheartx
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| | Subject: Re: Happy b-day chuck norris Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:30 pm | |
| - mrcatz wrote:
- cdplayar wrote:
Chuck Norris Once Round House Kicked A Burger King Into A McDonalds.
I ate at that mcdonalds that burger king will never be the same | |
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77pudding
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| | Subject: Re: Happy b-day chuck norris Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:41 pm | |
| If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you. If you cant see Chuck Norris, You are few seconds away from Death | |
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Kanrik
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| | Subject: Re: Happy b-day chuck norris Wed Mar 10, 2010 7:59 pm | |
| In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
The first time Walker Texas Ranger was shown in France, all viewers quickly threw their arms into the air and yelled "We Surrender", just in case.
Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is. | |
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mrcatz
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| | Subject: Re: Happy b-day chuck norris Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:04 pm | |
| - Pk Trainer Kanrik wrote:
- In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
The first time Walker Texas Ranger was shown in France, all viewers quickly threw their arms into the air and yelled "We Surrender", just in case.
Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.  Now I'm scared | |
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CaseyR
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| | Subject: Re: Happy b-day chuck norris Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:44 pm | |
| Happy birthday Chuck Norris! My friend is totally obsessed with him.  No joke right now...  | |
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Momo
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| | Subject: Re: Happy b-day chuck norris Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:01 pm | |
| chuck norris dosent read books he just stares them down until he gets the iformation | |
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