My completely Beastly team (Well, not really) that has sadly never won a battle... Help?

Yeah so this team is like 1-12 but I made it so carefully and I think it is really good!! But obviously not as good as I think...
Please help me if you can guys =)
BTW this is a mixed tier team if any of you care at all :/



OK so I was looking through the Smogon Dex and I saw Absol as a really underappreciated pokemon sporting an excellent 130 base attack and a pretty good movepool, as well as the ever useful sucker punch, so he was added



OK so I know that I am going to want to drain Absol's HP fast so opponents get eager to pick him off, which gves me the opportunity to unleash my powerful Sucker Punchhh!! What better pokemon to do this than Tyranitar? With access to permanent sand, he is the PERFECT teammate for absol. Dual Fighting weaknesses also gives me an opportunity to bring in my next pokemon...



That's right! The PERFECT ghost type to take fighting types and pair with Tyranitar is none other than the invincible SHEDINJA!



OK so I have my core going here... but I really want to add some good walls to the picture. When I thought of wall I immediately thought of Alakazam, whose 55/45/85 Defensive Stats are pretty good, can switch in to take powerful Close Combats from the likes of Lucario and hit back with powerful Fire Punches and Body Slams, and has Barrier and Calm Mind to boost his defense! What an amazing pokemon =)



Alakazam's, Absol's, and Tyranitar's big bug (haha big bug) weakness was bothering me, so I looked real hard for a nice bug resist. Delibird fit the bill VERY well, with solid 45 defensive stats across the board, and AMAZING flying/ice typing, and a pretty good base 75 speed for out speeding stuff like Jolly Magikarp (Oh wait, scratch that Jolly max speed Magikarp outspeeds max speed delibird) and some other stuff.



So, now I needed a reliable lead... one who can set up Stealth Rocks, maybe Explode and do some damage with powerful STAB moves. I looked for a pokemon like this, and I couldn't find many who were that good... Pokemon like Metagross, Azelf and Bronzong were all too odd looking and I don't like steel type pokemon that much, so I ended up using a Corsola! It usually gets rocks up and is a pretty beastly pokemon, actually, doing a good amount of damage to other leads before going down.








Corsola @ Black Sludge
Adamant Nature
Hustle - Physical moves do 50% more damage at the cost of 20% accuracy
252 Attack (No more EVs, that's all it needs because it is such a beast)
~Stealth Rock
~Bubble
~Endure
~Snore

Alright, so here is my custom Corsola. Say what you want but this thing is pretty powerful. I opted against Explosion because sometime I missed with it, like 4 out of 5 times, but I really don't know why and I don't want to use a glitched move. Snore is great against all of those sleep leads out there, and does a good amount of damage to pokemon like Roserade and Smeargle who are common sleepers. Endure is there because I really like the animation and sound effects for it, so I just HAD to put it there. Bubble is a a whopping 30 power after STAB which can do numbers on lead Aerodactyl.
I thought black sludge was supposed to heal you, but for some reason it takes away a bit of my health every turn... any one know why this is?




Tyranitar @ Choice Scarf
Quiet Nature
Sand Stream - Summons permanent sandstorm
9 Speed, 1501 Sp. Attack
~Block
~Roar
~Cut
~Scary Face

Yeah, so this is "THE" Tyranitar... The Choice Scarf is to make up for his abysmal speed and I heard from a semi-reliable source that a pokemon could have 1510 EVs, so I spent like 5 days having this guy fight tons of Gastlys in the old chateau, which was hard because I had to stall them out with Sand Stream since Cut is his only attack and I sometimes accidentally pressed roar... But yeah Block is to prevent an opponent from escaping when I am cutting the white and red blood cells out of them, and roar is when I feel bad for them when I see all of the blood and just send them away to my next victim... Scary Face is an excellent move for when my Choice Scarf just doesn't give me the speed I need. For some reason, though, whenever I use a move it says I HAVE TO use the same move again... this is really annoying because I cannot execute my strategy then! Anyone know why this is?



Absol @ Oran Berry
Mild Nature
Pressure - Enemy attacks lose one extra PP
302 Sp. Attack, 20 Attack, 50 Speed, 138 Def
~Double Team
~Flash
~Natural Gift
~Thief

Yeah, I gave up Sucker Punch because sometimes it failed, like when the opponent used substitute or something of that nature (not a move that damages me directly) and I really hated that so I scratched his whole moveset of Swords Dance, Sucker Punch, Psycho Cut, and Superpower for this one, although I'm not really impressed with either of them, really. Once a guy D/Ced on me when I used this team on wi-fi and I used Double Team... I really don't know why, though, but I counted it as a rage-quit and a win =)
Flash is for extra annoyance, and Natural Gift is for a good 60 Base power Poison Move when pared with the oran berry. When I use the Oran Berry, I can use Thief to steal the opponents item from them muahaha.
The Mild Nature is because his defense is terrible and he won't live a hit anyways, so it doesn't hurt to lower it. Plus, Thief really appreciates the Sp. Attack boost, although some crazy fool told me that Thief was a physical attack and I was all like "WHAT?! no way, it is definitely a Sp. Attack" and he was like "Dude, you are hopeless"... just goes to show you that there are some caarrazyyyyy people in this world. Luckily I am not one of them tehe




Alakazam @ Lagging Tail
Naive Nature
Inner Focus - Prevents flinching
252 Speed
~Calm Mind
~Barrier
~Embargo
~Giga Impact

Yeah, so for those of you wondering about the lagging tail, there was just too much room in my bag and I needed a place to put it so I just gave it to Alakazam... It doesn't do anything as I am aware of, though, so it's not a bad item. Quick question... anyone know why I ALWAYS move last even though I maxed out my Speed? K thanks
I chose Inner Focus because status moves besides sleep are useless (which Synchronize doesn't bounce back) and immunities to the flinches from rock slides and fake-outs is always nice, and Alakazam can easily take them with its very impressive base 45 Defense.
Calm Mind and Barrier are there to beef up its defense so it does not mind the Re-Charge turn that Giga Impact gives. Embargo is so any opponent who uses leftovers will still take damage from my Tyranitar's Sandstorm.
I gave it a Naive nature because the speed is welcome, even though I move last all the time for some reason, and he is boosting his special defense with Calm Mind so the Sp. Def drop isn't a big deal.




Shedinja @ Focus Sash
Impish Nature
252 HP, 252 Def, 4 Sp. Def
Wonder Guard - Only super effective attacks harm this Pokémon
~Swords Dance
~Double Edge
~Rest
~Sleep Talk

I maxed this guy's Def and HP to give him a chance to survive a super effective hit. Swords Dance and Double Edge are fairly obvious, as they pair up to give good damage. I only get to get a swords dance up, usually, though, because my Tyranitar's Sand Stream kinda kills him. I thought I may be able to take Sand Stream consistently with a focus sash, but alas, I cannot for some reason. The game hates me, I think... either that or there is a glitch somewhere =/
Rest and Sleep Talk were SUPPOSED to help him heal Double Edge Recoil, but since he only has 1HP, I am questioning its value in a moveslot. SolarBeam and Substitute seem like good replacements for them, I think. Suggestions?




Delibird @ Life Orb
Adamant Nature
252 Attack, 252 Speed
Hustle - Physical moves do 50% more damage at the cost of 20% accuracy
~Splash
~Rollout
~Recycle
~Counter

This s my Delibird, yay! I gave him an adamant nature because after I realized he couldn't outrun Jolly max speed Magikarp, I just preferred to give him the extra power as Magikarp is really the only thing I switch this into, as it cannot really survive much else. Splash with Life Orb and Max Attack = Complete Ownage... If I out speed you, you are practically dead. Rollout is great for those select few bug types I can switch into, and Recycle is for when I used my life orb once and it needs to be recycled to be used again... My delibird also loves the environment, so it just seemed so fitting =)
Counter is to surprise physical attackers like Infernape, Lucario, and Scizor, but it usually doesn't work because most of the time they just swords dance in my face and then kill me after they reach +6 and sweep my team...

no
your team is all wrong
replace snore with roar of time and stealth rock with shadow force.

Darkhunter101 wrote:

no
your team is all wrong
replace snore with roar of time and stealth rock with shadow force.

Oh, I would dude but I really am not a fan of "novelty" movesets
Thanks for the attempted rate though =/

u little trickster i had tips written out for corsola and absol, then i scrolled down too much then i saw the JOKE part
lol

hey shnoogle do you mind if i use this team it looks fantastic

You got me there
When I saw Corsola with Bubble I was thinking, "Who gives Bubbles to a Pokemon for competitive battle?"
Then I saw Splash and all that...

you should definitely get a pokemon with u- turn last resort combination it is pretty deadly

Um...0.o I hope your kidding with this team because someone who doesn't EV might still beat you....
EDIT: Post this on Smogon LOOOOOOL

hahahahah anyone who doesn't know a thing about pokémon doesn't get this joke thats what makes it so funny <----- goku ???

For a minute I was thinking "What the heck's wrong with this kid?" and then I scrolled down to the move sets and I was just laughing. I knew it was a joke when I reached that. I immediately knew it was a joke because no one pairs Tyranitar with a Shedinja.

Shnoogle wrote:

Yeah so this team is like 1-12 but I made it so carefully and I think it is really good!! But obviously not as good as I think...
Please help me if you can guys =)
BTW this is a mixed tier team if any of you care at all :/

Team Buildin Process -

OK so I was looking through the Smogon Dex and I saw Absol as a really underappreciated pokemon sporting an excellent 130 base attack and a pretty good movepool, as well as the ever useful sucker punch, so he was added



OK so I know that I am going to want to drain Absol's HP fast so opponents get eager to pick him off, which gves me the opportunity to unleash my powerful Sucker Punchhh!! What better pokemon to do this than Tyranitar? With access to permanent sand, he is the PERFECT teammate for absol. Dual Fighting weaknesses also gives me an opportunity to bring in my next pokemon...



That's right! The PERFECT ghost type to take fighting types and pair with Tyranitar is none other than the invincible SHEDINJA!



OK so I have my core going here... but I really want to add some good walls to the picture. When I thought of wall I immediately thought of Alakazam, whose 55/45/85 Defensive Stats are pretty good, can switch in to take powerful Close Combats from the likes of Lucario and hit back with powerful Fire Punches and Body Slams, and has Barrier and Calm Mind to boost his defense! What an amazing pokemon =)



Alakazam's, Absol's, and Tyanitar's big bug (haha big bug) weakness was bothering me, so I looked real hard for a nice bug resist. Delibird fit the bill VERY well, with solid 45 defensive stats across the board, and AMAZING flying/ice typing, and a pretty good base 75 speed for outspeeding stuff like Jolly Magikarp (Oh wait, scratch that Jolly max speed Magikarp outspeeds max speed delibird) and some other stuff.



So, now I needed a reliable lead... one who can set up Stealth Rocks, maybe Explode and do some damage with powerful STAB moves. I looked for a pokemon like this, and I couldn't find many who were that good... Pokemon like Metagross, Azelf and Bronzong were all too odd looking and I don't like steel type pokemon that much, so I ended up using a Corsola! It usually gets rocks up and is a pretty beastly pokemon, actually, doing a good amount of damage to other leads before going down.

So, yeah let's get to the analysis of each pokemon now, shall we?

Corola @ Black Sludge
Adamant Nature
Hustle - Physical moves do 50% more damage at the cost of 20% accuracy
252 Attack (No more EVs, that's all it needs because it is such a beast)
~Stealth Rock
~Bubble
~Endure
~Snore

Alright, so here is my custom Corsola. Say what you want but this thing is pretty powerful. I opted against Explosion because sometime I missed with it, like 4 out of 5 times, but I really don't know why and I don't want to use a glitched move. Snore is great against all of those sleep leads out there, and does a good amount of damage to pokemon like Roserade and Smeargle who are common sleepers. Endure is there because I really like the animation and sound effects for it, so I just HAD to put it there. Bubble is a a whopping 30 power after STAB which can do numbers on lead Aerodactyl.
I thought black sludge was supposed to heal you, but for some reason it takes away a bit of my health every turn... any one know why this is?




Tyranitar @ Choice Scarf
Quiet Nature
Sand Stream - Summons permanent sandstorm
9 Speed, 1501 Sp. Attack
~Block
~Roar
~Cut
~Scary Face

Yeah, so this is "THE" Tyranitar... The Choice Scarf is to make up for his abysmal speed and I heard from a semi-reliable source that a pokemon could have 1510 EVs, so I spent like 5 days having this guy fight tons of gastlys in the old chateau, which was hard because I had to stall them out with Sand Stream since Cut is his only attack and I sometimes accidentally pressed roar... But yeah Block is to prevent an opponent from escaping when I am cutting the white and red blood cells out of them, and roar is when I feel bad for them when I see all of the blood and just send them away to my next victim... Scary Face is an excellent move for when my Choice Scarf just doesn't give me the speed I need. For some reason, though, whenever I use a move it says I HAVE TO use the same move again... this is really annoying because I cannot execute my strategy then! Anyone know why this is?



Absol @ Oran Berry
Mild Nature
Pressure - Enemy attacks lose one extra PP
302 Sp. Attack, 20 Attack, 50 Speed, 138 Def
~Double Team
~Flash
~Natural Gift
~Thief

Yeah, I gave up Sucker Punch because sometimes it failed, like when the opponent used substitute or something of that nature (not a move that damages me directly) and I really hated that so I scratched his whole moveset of Swords Dance, Sucker Punch, Psycho Cut, and Superpower for this one, although I'm not really impressed with either of them, really. Once a guy D/Ced on me when I used this team on wi-fi and I used Double Team... I really don't know why, though, but I counted it as a rage-quit and a win =)
Flash is for extra annoyance, and Natural Gift is for a good 60 Base power Poison Move when pared with the oran berry. When I use the Oran Berry, I can use Thief to steal the opponents item from them muahaha.
The Mild Nature is because his defense is terrible and he won't live a hit anyways, so it doesn't hurt to lower it. Plus, Thief really appreciates the Sp. Attack boost, although some crazy fool told me that Thief was a physical attack and I was all like "WHAT?! no way, it is definitely a Sp. Attack" and he was like "Dude, you are hopeless"... just goes to show you that there are some caarrazyyyyy people in this world. Luckily I am not one of them tehe




Alakazam @ Lagging Tail
Naive Nature
Inner Focus - Prevents flinching
252 Speed
~Calm Mind
~Barrier
~Embargo
~Giga Impact

Yeah, so for those of you wondering about the lagging tail, there was just too much room in my bag and I needed a place to put it so I just gave it to Alakazam... It doesn't do anything as I am aware of, though, so it's not a bad item. Quick question... anyone know why I ALWAYS move last even though I maxed out my Speed? K thanks
I chose Inner Focus because status moves besides sleep are useless (which Synchronize doesn't bounce back) and immunities to the flinches from rock slides and fake-outs is always nice, and Alakazam can easily take them with its very impressive base 45 Defense.
Calm Mind and Barrier are there to beef up its defense so it does not mind the Re-Charge turn that Giga Impact gives. Embargo is so any opponent who uses leftovers will still take damage from my Tyranitar's Sandstorm.
I gave it a Naive nature because the speed is welcome, even though I move last all the time for some reason, and he is boosting his special defense with Calm Mind so the Sp. Def drop isn't a big deal.




Shedinja @ Focus Sash
Impish Nature
252 HP, 252 Def, 4 Sp. Def
Wonder Guard - Only super effective attacks harm this Pokémon
~Swords Dance
~Double Edge
~Rest
~Sleep Talk

I maxed this guy's Def and HP to give him a chance to survive a super effective hit. Swords Dance and Double Edge are fairly obvious, as they pair up to give good damage. I only get to get a swords dance up, usually, though, because my Tyranitar's Sand Stream kinda kills him. I thought I may be able to take Sand Stream consistently with a focus sash, but alas, I cannot for some reason. The game hates me, I think... either that or there is a glitch somewhere =/
Rest and Sleep Talk were SUPPOSED to help him heal Double Edge Recoil, but since he only has 1HP, I am questioning its value in a moveslot. SolarBeam and Substitute seem like good replacements for them, I think. Suggestions?




Delibird @ Life Orb
Adamant Nature
252 Attack, 252 Speed
Hustle - Physical moves do 50% more damage at the cost of 20% accuracy
~Splash
~Rollout
~Recycle
~Counter

This s my Delibird, yay! I gave him an adamant nature because after I realized he couldn't outrun Jolly max speed Magikarp, I just preferred to give him the extra power as Magikarp is really the only thing I switch this into, as it cannot really survive much else. Splash with Life Orb and Max Attack = Complete Ownage... If I out speed you, you are practcally dead. Rollout is great for those select few bug types I can switch into, and Recycle is for when I used my life orb once and it needs to be recycled to be used again... My delibird also loves the environment, so it just seemed so fitting =)
Counter is to surprise physical attackers like Infernape, Lucario, and Scizor, but it usually doesn't work because most of the time they just swords dance in my face and then kill me after they reach +6 and sweep my team...

Yeah, so there is my epic team! Hope you enjoyed it, please rate, steal, hate all that jazz blah blah





















For any of you who are a little dumb, this team was A COMPLETE JOKE! Laugh with me! HA! HAHA! HA! HAHAHA!!!
I just made it for fun lol

/me facedesks
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Jared Please don't quote the whole topic.

lol thanks everyone who thought it was funny

Beast - If I posted this on Smogon I'm sure it would end up in Trou Du Cul lol

Yeah the U-Turn last resort combo is pretty sick haha that's a good one

Shnoogle wrote:

lol thanks everyone who thought it was funny

Beast - If I posted this on Smogon I'm sure it would end up in Trou Du Cul lol

Yeah the U-Turn last resort combo is pretty sick haha that's a good one

DO IT!

L wrote:

Shnoogle wrote:

lol thanks everyone who thought it was funny

Beast - If I posted this on Smogon I'm sure it would end up in Trou Du Cul lol

Yeah the U-Turn last resort combo is pretty sick haha that's a good one

DO IT!

lol maybe
do you think I would get banned for doing so?

hmmm, what about going to a public computer, making a new acc and post it? I would make you one, but the closes cyber cafe to my place is 5 km away

L wrote:

hmmm, what about going to a public computer, making a new acc and post it? I would make you one, but the closes cyber cafe to my place is 5 km away

lol I don't have special rank on smogon what the heck I'll do it haha

Tell me when posted, its gonna be gold

rofl shnoogle your my hero and post the link to it when its posted

Lolololol I was like Err what's Shnoogle Doing then I'm like lolwut I get it BTW Shedinja Needs The most powerful Attack ever Tackle

lol it's up



http://www.smogon.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2586571#post2586571



No replies yet, I am aiming for Trou Du Cul haha

sorry for double posting

BUT IT ALREADY GOT IN TROU DU CUL HAHAHA

Here is the link


http://www.smogon.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=46

Ahhhh, you said it was a joke It would have been hilarious if you had acted like it was for real

L wrote:

Ahhhh, you said it was a joke It would have been hilarious if you had acted like it was for real

Oh, well the guy moved it to trou, i got 2 infraction points, and then all of it got deleted haha
what an enjoyable experience

Say thanks to Tangerine for that