Vending Machine

You get feathers

*Inserts panties*

You get...and egg.

*inserts a great big hug*

You get love

*Inserts Bird*

You get a bear.

*inserts coinage*

You dont get a car

*insert thing*

You get another thing

*Insert's Ruby*

you get sapphire
*inserts emerald*

You get Rayquaza

*Insert's Quest*

You get a map.

*inserts big root*

You get item

*Insert's Guitar*

You get a tasty solo, curtisy of Synister Gates himself.

*inserts an egg cheese*

You get a pokeball to catch a person!

*inserts coin*

You get Motorcycle

*Insert's Wheel*

You get some cheese

*inserts a rusty spoon*

You get soda pop, oh too bad someone drank it.

*inserts zelda 2 adventures of link*

You get a virus!

*inserts emo person*

You get some random guy from serebii

inserts nothing

You get a bomb
*Inserts Coin*

You get the world for free!

*inserts void*

You get CD-I console with copy of zelda faces of evil.

*inserts dried ice*

You get wet ice!

*inserts coin*

You get prize

*Insert's Flower*

You get a seed! Be wise it's the only one on the planet! So the species is rare

*inserts answer*

You get question.

*Insert's seed*

you get sperm

inserts left testicle