Okay this was something our drum major said at band camp which was so random but hilarious
So we've been practicing our field show and we eat dinner. It's the last day so we are all distracdted and ready for the big party at the end. Well while we are marching form the cafeteria, no one is actually marching, the drummers are stopping us at stop signs, and most everyone is talking. Well our drum major just stops us and yells "Apparently dinner was a bad idea because it makes you awful!!"
It was sooo hilarious due to his personality (no shinanagens or tomfoolery) so this was just plain random