Forum Fight

For those who don't know my other game thread, This or That, I got them both from the Runescape forums and thought they'd be nice here.

So in this you just fight eachother. You will NOT be flaming. Here's an example

Person 1:Picks up a fan and comes into battle.
Person 2:I peg a flaming kebab at (Insert Person 1's name here) and duck behind a building watching you catch on fire.
Person 1: Freaking out, I jump in a huge bucket of water. I blow up a mini Hurricane with my fan and the water and blow down the building your hiding behind.
Person 3:Then I come in my spaceship through the space time continuum (lol) and shoot out mighty carrots knocking you all into a nearby river.
etc. etc.

Alright so, I'll start us off. I pick up a fan and come into battle. (why not?)

i walk in the room with a spartan laser(lol halo!) and laser Emperor error's ******* head off!

Yeah but I my Abra teleported in front of me so it died not me. Then I blow a house onto Derock, challenging anyone to stop me.

I challenge to stop you and I cause an Inferno that disenigrates you.

But derock comes out from under the house unscaved and just shoots u in the head with a sawed-off shotgun.



I WIN

But you don't realize I was there the whole time and I head shot you with a shotgun.

Then I come back to life cuz I can do that and blow you all into a swamp with a new fan and in the swamp there are 50 sq. ft. crocodiles. that are hungry.

I kill all the crocodiles and use there teeth to slowly gorge your eyes out with my mad chuck norris skills.

But Chuck Norris get's mad at you for comparing yourself to him in a good way for yourself (not anymore) and throws you off a building.

But I catch him and use his body to beat you

I sneak up behind you and explode your head!

Then I make my pieces of gorged out eyes into a bomb and make Sephiro eat it and he explodes.

Then the virus I stored in my body flies outward, killing everyone in the universe!

But I burped and the virus died from the terrible smell of my breath. I kill mr.catz if he already isnt dead for using my body to beat up Emperor and then use a nuclear bomb to make the sun to supernova and destroy the planet. Then I fly away to a planet that only I know of aside from the other inhabitants there.

But I surrounded myself with Heatproof Bronzong's and I don't die, then, the Bronzong's bring me to the planet Yanma's on, healing my eyes along the way. Then I make them all use Charge Beam and it knock's the planet out of course and hit's the solar system's sun.

It turns out I was a pokemon, so when I exploded, I only got knocked out. After being revived by my trainer, I fly to that solar system along with every metagross in the universe. and make them all use Explosion.

I fly to the solar system with a Quagsire that has Damp which prevents the Explosions. then i have Quagsire use surf and put out the sun of that solar system.

Captain Falcon uses Falcon Punch! It's so effective that it obliterates the galaxy you are in!

Because Sephiro is copying Brawl Taunts, some addict of it comes out and smashes him with a Rubber Chicken to death. Meanwhile, I'm eating cheese and crackers.

I summon a chocobo. Yay for me.

I summon the Colonel from KFC. Bad for you.

Kirby Hammer Strike to the FACE!

But I throw an exploding electrode at kirby

I eat the exploding electrode then start break dancing but i'm so terrible at dancing it kills everyone within a 874373457487548368928t657869675894178957485t64893164893758648316865468746847545943751431716385640378575693757484758 billion trillion million kajillion light years times 5872547537412-7583427186748754837584785647.8586487428376823476534786728 in an instant.

But the numbers bore you and I strike you with an axe while you're distracted