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+Beastof2000> well
+Beastof2000> I have advanced
+Beastof2000> security crud on my computer
+Beastof2000> that's why
+Beastof2000> a bunch of pop ups come up when i go on this site
+Beastof2000> saying this
+Beastof2000> this site could be harmful to your computer
+Beastof2000> and all this other stuff
+Beastof2000> and it says do you realize the risk
&[SS]GaiaAero> you talking to yourself?
+Nagi-Nagi> Talking to himself? lol
&[DA]Jared> xD
@[DA]Coaster07> xD
+Nagi-Nagi> LOL
&[SS]GaiaAero> man homie I already knew you had issues
&[SS]GaiaAero> but wow man
&[SS]GaiaAero> this takes **** to a new level
&[SS]GaiaAero> you ever try crack?
+Nagi-Nagi> LOL
~[SS]Kanrik> No, but I know people who have
~[SS]Kanrik> funny **** man

[22:59] <+Beastof2000> **** you nagi
[22:59] <&[SS]GaiaAero> LOL
[22:59] <+Beastof2000> >.<
[22:59] <&[SS]GaiaAero> i cant let you do that starfox
[23:00] <+Nagi-Nagi> Sorry...It was just tooo funny. I'll delete it now.
[23:00] <&[SS]GaiaAero> NO
[23:00] <&[SS]GaiaAero> DONT
[23:00] <&[SS]GaiaAero> DELETE
[23:00] <+Beastof2000> yes do
[23:00] <+Beastof2000> get rid of it
[23:00] <&[SS]GaiaAero> NAGI
[23:00] <&[SS]GaiaAero> DONT
[23:00] <&[SS]GaiaAero> DO
[23:00] <&[SS]GaiaAero> IT
[23:00] <+Beastof2000> quit spamming caps gaia
[23:00] <&[SS]GaiaAero> I
[23:00] <&[SS]GaiaAero> CAN DO
[23:00] <&[SS]GaiaAero> WHATEVER
[23:00] <&[SS]GaiaAero> I WANT
[23:00] <&[SS]GaiaAero> *****
[23:00] <+Beastof2000> :p
[23:01] <&[SS]GaiaAero> STOP BEING SUCH A TRYHARD PANTIES
[23:01] <&[SS]GaiaAero> LIVE LIFE A LITTLE
[23:01] <&[SS]GaiaAero> OK MAN?

<&[SS]GaiaAero> .
<&[SS]GaiaAero> beast
<&[SS]GaiaAero> you here
<&[SS]GaiaAero> BEAST
<&[SS]GaiaAero> ARE YOU FUCKING HERE
<+frynaut> So what about me?
<+frynaut> I don't get it
<~[SS]Kanrik> Now look whos talking to himself
* ~[SS]Kanrik runs
<+Nagi-Nagi> lol

[23:05] <+Beastof2000> what gaia?
[23:06] <&[SS]GaiaAero> WHERE THE HELL WHERE YOU YESTERDAY
[23:06] <&[SS]GaiaAero> AT
[23:06] <&[SS]GaiaAero> 4:29 PM
[23:06] <+Beastof2000> Um...
[23:06] <+Nagi-Nagi> LOL
[23:06] <&[SS]GaiaAero> TELL ME *****
[23:06] <+KittyKat> tell me ***** ... more like BELL ME TITCH, am i rite?
[23:06] <&[SS]GaiaAero> WE CAN PLAY NICE GUY OR *****
[23:06] <@[DA]Coaster07> LOL
[23:06] * +[SS]Elfar (Elfar@355A3241.EAD9459B.88F8CF02.IP) Quit (Ping timeout)
[23:06] <@[DA]Coaster07> 23:06:32 <+KittyKat> tell me ***** ... more like BELL ME TITCH, am i rite?
[23:06] <@[DA]Coaster07> LMAO
[23:06] <&[SS]GaiaAero> GOD DAMMIT SHUT THE **** UP KITTYKAT
[23:06] <+Beastof2000> i was..
[23:06] <~[SS]Kanrik> did someone call?
[23:06] <&[SS]GaiaAero> WHERE WERE YOU BEASTOF2000
[23:06] <+Beastof2000> playing some
[23:06] <+Beastof2000> video games
[23:06] <~[SS]Kanrik> I heard "Bitch", do I need to yell at someone
[23:07] <&[SS]GaiaAero> OH REALLY NOW
[23:07] <+Beastof2000> in my font room
[23:07] <&[SS]GaiaAero> bECAUSE ACCORDING TO MY SOURCES
[23:07] <&[SS]GaiaAero> YOU WERE IN NORTH KOREA
[23:07] <&[SS]GaiaAero> PROVIDING WEAPONS FOR KIM JUNG IL
[23:07] <+Beastof2000> GOD YOU CUAHT ME
[23:07] <+Beastof2000> how?
[23:07] <&[SS]GaiaAero> ITS CALLED 9TH SENSE
[23:07] <&[SS]GaiaAero> NOW TELL ME MOTHER FUCKER
[23:07] <&[SS]GaiaAero> HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN HIM
[23:07] * +KittyKat falls over
[23:07] <~[SS]Kanrik> 4 years
[23:07] <+Beastof2000> he's
[23:07] <~[SS]Kanrik> ... 4 years
[23:07] <+Beastof2000> my
[23:07] <+Beastof2000> great uncle
[23:08] <~[SS]Kanrik> boyfriend?
[23:08] <~[SS]Kanrik> damn, I was close
[23:08] <&[SS]GaiaAero> OH FUNNY
[23:08] <+Beastof2000> I'm actually part korean
[23:08] <&[SS]GaiaAero> DONT PLAY THIS **** MOTHER FUCKER
[23:08] <+Beastof2000> ok fine
[23:08] <+Beastof2000> he was my moms lover
[23:08] <&[SS]GaiaAero> YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE KILLING OF OVER 9000 ASIANS
[23:08] <~[SS]Kanrik> I'm Russian, I can kill you with a shovel
[23:08] <+Nagi-Nagi> LOL
[23:08] <&[DA]Jared> ROFL
[23:08] <+Nagi-Nagi> Wow, Kanrik.
[23:08] <&[SS]GaiaAero> IM BLACK, I CAN KILL YOU WITH MY BIG ****
[23:08] <~[SS]Kanrik> I literally am part Russian
[23:08] * +Elfar (Elfar@355A3241.EAD9459B.88F8CF02.IP) Quit (Ping timeout)
[23:08] <&[DA]Jared> Small dick*
[23:08] <+Nagi-Nagi> I'm Egyptian. I can kill you by throwing rocks. xD
[23:09] <&[SS]GaiaAero> .
[23:09] <&[SS]GaiaAero> IM TOM, I CAN KILL YOU WITH RELIGON
[23:09] <+Beastof2000> HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THE SIZE OF A BLACK GUYZ **** GAIA?
[23:09] <&[DA]Jared> I'm Massachusettsian and I can kill you by throwing you in dat dirteh water
[23:09] <&[SS]GaiaAero> CAUSE IM BLACK
[23:09] <+Nagi-Nagi> Funny thing is that I really am Egyptian.
[23:09] <&[SS]GaiaAero> IM DAN, I CAN KILL YOU WITH INTELLIGENCE
[23:09] <+Nagi-Nagi> lol
[23:09] <+Beastof2000> haha
[23:09] <&[DA]Jared> Funny thing is that I'm really am Massachusettsian
[23:09] <+KittyKat> activate the shrinky self-destruct!
[23:10] <+Beastof2000> I'm really Cherokee Indian o.o
[23:10] <+frynaut> Well, I'M Philipeno
[23:10] <&[SS]GaiaAero> we give a **** beast
[23:10] <&[SS]GaiaAero> we really do
[23:10] <~[SS]Kanrik> I'm Kanrik, I can kill you all by blinking
[23:10] <~[SS]Kanrik> I win
[23:10] <+Beastof2000> fuz
[23:10] <+Beastof2000> u do
[23:11] <~[SS]Kanrik> Beast why are you still alive, I just blinked
[23:11] <&[DA]Jared> WE CAN END THIS NOW
[23:11] <&[DA]Jared> RWAR
[23:11] <+KittyKat> :O
[23:11] <+Nagi-Nagi> I'm Kanrik. I can kill you by Giratina whoring.
[23:11] <&[DA]Jared> ¬_¬
[23:11] <&[SS]GaiaAero> LOL
[23:11] <~[SS]Kanrik> I've only used it once
[23:11] <~[SS]Kanrik> and that was the nice one
[23:11] <&[DA]Jared> I'm Nagi-Nagi. I can kill you by replying with "Oh..." after every comment.
[23:11] <~[SS]Kanrik> =(
[23:11] <&[SS]GaiaAero> Im Nagi-Nagi, I can kill you with strait battle rules
[23:11] <&[SS]GaiaAero> OH SNAP
[23:11] <&[SS]GaiaAero> SNAP
[23:11] <&[SS]GaiaAero> SNAP
[23:11] <&[SS]GaiaAero> LOL JARED
[23:11] <&[SS]GaiaAero> PERFECT TIMING
[23:11] <&[SS]GaiaAero> beast
[23:11] <&[SS]GaiaAero> BFH is for kids with small dicks
[23:12] <~[SS]Kanrik> Beast
[23:12] <&[DA]Jared> You and BFH. Get a room.
[23:12] <~[SS]Kanrik> I UNINSTALLED Battlefeild Heroes
[23:12] <&[DA]Jared> Battlefield Heroes*
[23:12] * [DA]Jared is now known as GrammarNazi
[23:12] * ~[SS]Kanrik grabs a can of POWERTHIRST, using his amazing ammount of energy, he uses GrammarNazi's girlfriend to have children! I've had 310 babies due to POWERTHIRST!
[23:12] <&GrammarNazi> I don't have a girlfriend.
[23:12] <~[SS]Kanrik> Alls fair in love and Powerthirst
[23:12] <&GrammarNazi> I'm a nazi
[23:12] * [SS]Elfar (Elfar@355A3241.EAD9459B.88F8CF02.IP) has joined #UuttonPartay
[23:12] * Terminator sets mode: +v [SS]Elfar
[23:12] <~[SS]Kanrik> then that was your mother
[23:12] <&GrammarNazi> ._.
[23:12] <~[SS]Kanrik> any questions?
[23:12] <+Beastof2000> I'm too much of a fail to have a girl friend
[23:12] <&GrammarNazi> I dont have a mother
[23:12] <&GrammarNazi> I'm a nazi
[23:13] * GrammarNazi is now known as [DA]Jared
[23:13] <&[SS]GaiaAero> nazi
[23:13] <~[SS]Kanrik> I wonder if I can make that joke and get the right response now
[23:13] <&[SS]GaiaAero> how were you born then
[23:13] <&[SS]GaiaAero> out of your dads ****?
[23:13] * [SS]Elfar is now known as Guest10411
[23:13] <~[SS]Kanrik> Everyone
[23:13] <+Beastof2000> I'm so screwed up because my Mom had a sea section
[23:13] <~[SS]Kanrik> I am a real Nazi
[23:13] <+Beastof2000> or w.e.
[23:14] <~[SS]Kanrik> but I'm better
[23:14] <~[SS]Kanrik> I'm gonna kill every jew in the world, and one clown
[23:14] <+Nagi-Nagi> Why just that one clown?
[23:14] <~[SS]Kanrik> See
[23:14] * +Guest10411 (Elfar@355A3241.EAD9459B.88F8CF02.IP) Quit (Quit: )
[23:14] <&[SS]GaiaAero> beast
[23:14] <~[SS]Kanrik> no one cares about the jews
[23:14] <&[SS]GaiaAero> you moron
[23:14] <&[SS]GaiaAero> its C-Section
[23:14] <&[SS]GaiaAero> not sea section
[23:14] <+Nagi-Nagi> LOL
[23:14] <&[DA]Jared> <~[SS]Kanrik> no one cares about the jews <--- .
[23:14] * [DA]Jared is now known as HebrewHammer
[23:14] <&[SS]GaiaAero> lrn2sexed
[23:14] <&HebrewHammer> [censored; inappropriate]
[23:15] <+Beastof2000> um
[23:15] * [SS]Elfar (Elfar@355A3241.EAD9459B.88F8CF02.IP) has joined #UuttonPartay
[23:15] * Terminator sets mode: +v [SS]Elfar
[23:15] <~oniongravy64> 3,15testicles
[23:15] <~oniongravy64> 3,15that is all
[23:15] <@[DA]Coaster07> tits
[23:15] <~[SS]Kanrik> o.o
[23:15] <~[SS]Kanrik> TITS THE MUSICAL
[23:15] <~[SS]Kanrik> that is al
[23:15] * HebrewHammer is now known as [DA]Jared
[23:15] <~[SS]Kanrik> all
[23:15] <+KittyKat> watch out for the moose
[23:15] <&[SS]GaiaAero> NAZIS
[23:15] <&[SS]GaiaAero> LIFE
[23:15] <+Nagi-Nagi> SEA SECTION! LOL
[23:15] <&[SS]GaiaAero> that is all
[23:15] <&[SS]GaiaAero> HEY GUISE
[23:15] <&[DA]Jared> Done.
[23:15] <&[DA]Jared> NO
[23:15] <&[DA]Jared> DONE
[23:15] <&[SS]GaiaAero> MY MOM HAD A SEA SECTION
[23:15] <&[DA]Jared> ~

<[SS]Elfar> Gaia
<[SS]Elfar> You were at soccer
<[SS]Elfar> For like
<[SS]Elfar> 6 hourst
<[SS]Elfar> *hours
<[SS]GaiaAero> yea
<[SS]GaiaAero> -.-
<+Nagi-nagi> Did each player take turns?
<+Nagi-nagi> o-o

frynaut wrote:

<[SS]Elfar> Gaia
<[SS]Elfar> You were at soccer
<[SS]Elfar> For like
<[SS]Elfar> 6 hourst
<[SS]Elfar> *hours
<[SS]GaiaAero> yea
<[SS]GaiaAero> -.-
<+Nagi-nagi> Did each player take turns?
<+Nagi-nagi> o-o

i don't get it... take turns at what? Soccer? Well, you usually pass the ball so yes they would take turns...

Shnoogle wrote:

frynaut wrote:

<[SS]Elfar> Gaia
<[SS]Elfar> You were at soccer
<[SS]Elfar> For like
<[SS]Elfar> 6 hourst
<[SS]Elfar> *hours
<[SS]GaiaAero> yea
<[SS]GaiaAero> -.-
<+Nagi-nagi> Did each player take turns?
<+Nagi-nagi> o-o

i don't get it... take turns at what? Soccer? Well, you usually pass the ball so yes they would take turns...

lmfao
i get it
shnoogle ill give u a hint, he was there for 6 hours (6 HOURS!). and he's not talking about soccer

owned wrote:

Shnoogle wrote:

frynaut wrote:

<[SS]Elfar> Gaia
<[SS]Elfar> You were at soccer
<[SS]Elfar> For like
<[SS]Elfar> 6 hourst
<[SS]Elfar> *hours
<[SS]GaiaAero> yea
<[SS]GaiaAero> -.-
<+Nagi-nagi> Did each player take turns?
<+Nagi-nagi> o-o

i don't get it... take turns at what? Soccer? Well, you usually pass the ball so yes they would take turns...

lmfao
i get it
shnoogle ill give u a hint, he was there for 6 hours (6 HOURS!). and he's not talking about soccer

Too bad he didn't put the rest of the log

This wasn't in Uutton Partay, but this was a funny moment on MSN.

Hina says:
I can have proper grammer.
Blaky Winehouse says:
Then use it.
Hina says:
I just see no use for it on the computer.
So i type as i please~
Blaky Winehouse says:
What's the use of having bad grammar?
"i" is supposed to be capitalized.
Hina says:
i know idiot.
Blaky Winehouse says:
Still didn't capitalize "i"

haha that's good, waffles

And Alexandria, or whatever your name is supposed to be, I kind of picked up that it was something s***** lol but it doesn't make much sense

Shnoogle wrote:

haha that's good, waffles

And Alexandria, or whatever your name is supposed to be, I kind of picked up that it was something s***** lol but it doesn't make much sense

It was more towards the end of the log, and an inside joke for me and nagi.

here's something i thought was funny from talkin to this girl on AIM: (i'm DarKxSKULL90)

jaimiexpikachu (3:50:42 PM): ?
jaimiexpikachu (3:50:47 PM): oh
jaimiexpikachu (3:50:49 PM): wait.
jaimiexpikachu (3:50:51 PM): what?
jaimiexpikachu (3:50:53 PM): confused.
jaimiexpikachu (3:50:54 PM): lol
DarKxSKULL90 (3:51:01 PM): *grabs ice*
jaimiexpikachu (3:51:08 PM): o.0
DarKxSKULL90 (3:51:14 PM): c'mon now!
DarKxSKULL90 (3:51:20 PM): don't overheat !
DarKxSKULL90 (3:51:35 PM): >:]
jaimiexpikachu (3:52:01 PM): OOOOHHHHH
jaimiexpikachu (3:52:04 PM): LMFAO.
jaimiexpikachu (3:52:18 PM): i like turned my head to the side in confusion
jaimiexpikachu (3:52:19 PM): THEM
jaimiexpikachu (3:52:20 PM): N
jaimiexpikachu (3:52:24 PM): i understood
jaimiexpikachu (3:52:25 PM): lmao.
DarKxSKULL90 (3:52:27 PM): LOL
DarKxSKULL90 (3:52:54 PM): *blonde instruction manual page 972-A*
DarKxSKULL90 (3:53:13 PM): *turn head left or right, to grasp simple concepts*
jaimiexpikachu (3:53:25 PM): LMAOLMAOLMAO.
jaimiexpikachu (3:53:27 PM): xDDDD
DarKxSKULL90 (3:53:42 PM): >:]
DarKxSKULL90 (3:53:45 PM): XD

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[19:28] DarKxSKULL90: im making macaroni ._.
[19:28] jaimiexpikachu:.. nice.
[19:28] DarKxSKULL90: its gonna explode!
[19:28] jaimiexpikachu:.. is ali feeling better?
[19:28] DarKxSKULL90: bee arr bee
[19:28] jaimiexpikachu:.. LMAO.
[19:29] Meebo Message: Could not IM buddy
[19:31] DarKxSKULL90: back
[19:31] DarKxSKULL90: it exploded
[19:31] jaimiexpikachu:.. nice.
[19:31] DarKxSKULL90: 3 people died
[19:31] DarKxSKULL90: the macaroni-..massacre
[19:32] jaimiexpikachu:.. LMAO.
[19:32] jaimiexpikachu:.. XD
[19:32] DarKxSKULL90: The Epic Sequil to The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
[19:32] DarKxSKULL90: The Florida Macaroni Massacre
[19:32] jaimiexpikachu:.. LMFAO!
[19:32] jaimiexpikachu:.. XD