Vending Machine

You get a bomb
*inserts Coin*

You got the fat kid from 2 and 1/2 men!

*inserts coin*

You got a new dance for plusle and minun.

*inserts a very old coin*

You get a punch in the face

*Inserts Coin*

ouch!

You get a jar of bad thoughts. These are very rare in these parts, use it well.

*inserts coin*

You get a bag full of $5,000,000. Oops too bad its stolen money.

*Inserts 2 coinsfor luck*

Access Denied.
*inserts coin*

You get a Darkrai who uses Dark void on you.

*Inserts coin*

you get the void

*insert coin*

you get a Kaioken X10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Spirt bomb to the face

*Inserts 50 Cookie Tokens*

You get a cookie! Too bad it was rotten...
*inserts a coin*
XD omg that was a shiny coin!

You get a 'dodongos! for luck.'

*inserts coin*

You got Mail.
*Inserts Coin*

you got spam
*insert pingas again*

You get Dr. Robotnik

*inserts coin*

You get a coupon for a free pizza

*Insert's Coin*

You get an expired coupon for free pizza!
*inserts a coin*

You get a single grain of rice. Spend it well.

*inserts coin*

You get a banana

*Inserts Coin*

You get a guitar solo.

*inserts coin*

you got a

*innserts deed to rosie o dolnalds house*

You get.... 1 death enjoy

*inserts coin*

You got a pen is that what you wanted?

*inserts coin*

You get a deflated bouncy castle.

*Inserts Coin*