Vending Machine

You get a +3 magic skill Bo Staff

*inserts coinage*

You get a piano.

*Inserts Coin*

*plays the piano* You got a soothing melody.

*inserts coin*

You get a failed maths test.

*Inserts Coin*

you get sucked into gate of truth
*insert mushroom*

You get a Mega Mushroom.

*Inserts Crap*

You get a penny

*Inserts Coin*

you get a hot dog
*insert ring*

you get a bomb

inserts rupee

Ruppees are not accepted here try again!

*inserts coin*

Sorry but the vending machine is out of order.
*Inserts coin in new machine*

Sorry. No foreign money allowed

Inserts whole life savings

Overload Error
*Inserts Coin*

Sorry but this machine got sucked into the void!

*inserts coin in the void*

You coin floats around in the void until suddenly, there is a flash of light as a new universe is born.

*inserts coin into a vending machine of the new universe*

you get colonel campbell and scissors 61
*insert C4*

You get CO2

*Inserts Grenade*

KABOOM!!

*inserts coin into a new machine because SOMEONE blew the last one up*

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Inserts Colonel Campbell

You get a girlfriend

*Insert's Coin*

You get a Lv. 1 Giratina with Splash

Inserts a +6 Belly Drum

You get power swaped

*inserts coin*

You lose the deed to your house

Inserts biological key

You get a swarm of Splicers.

*inserts coin*

Buzz Lightyear comes out and shoots you with his ray gun

Inserts morning wood