Far away in a land of pancakes there was a killer lime who was sad which liked to eat out of babies heads with a spoon that was made of MAGIC! The lime decided that it would search for a perfectly cute mate that smelt good and tasted great. He tasted so much CRAP lately that he decided to protest freedom. He failed epically. Soon he wanted to rule earth so he made a giant fork that could destroy any army. With this fork, the lime, Jimmy, went and attacked flying noodles without remembering to close his zipper. Now he knew he was powerless against his shadow, he had to run away from the noodle police who always wanted his sweet buns. But instead they ate him whole, using his fork of MAGIC! He then chewed a magical piece of toasted cheese, while kicking a bright red football. He then pushed a large rat into the lava pit of DOOM while laughing furiously at his stupidity. thus he became a blue crayon with wings aflame and knife aglore. He now had great blue ears with an unusual attraction to mice. Many mice scurried Into his mouth causing him to Party all night and become very very very drunk. He wish for some advil to become his pet so he bought one million crabs and gave them to the only great one above.
Then he decided that the water smelt of bacon and dipped his piece of sausage to use as a super cool knife of MAGIC! However there was a huge complication, the queen was dying from AIDS which she got while scuba diving with three other crab people from the kanto region called krabby, but soon they found that only dragons can eat macaroons which really SUCKS for the weird reason that the dogs were going to eat a fishy during the party. People were upset that they couldn't play the banjo so they killed an ant with an atomic bomb. They celebrated by Licking all of the envelopes in town while playing in the fridge that had a giant that ate a pie while sitting on a rock without a face so then they threw spin kicks in the giants big hairy nostril, which made him cry like a stupid chubby baby. Then a lemon started attacking the wildly uncontrolable eyeballs that are pitch at 9000 mph so that glory Fred would be and so he tripped over a cordless phone but farted which has a confusing effect and is very popular and is silent but deadly
