Rules of Uuttitan

Jared and I made this.
Inspired by the official rules of the internet.

1. do not talk about pokeymanz
2. do NOT talk about pokeymanz
3. We are poketards
4. Poketards never forgives
5. poketards is legion
6. Poketards can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monsters
7. Poketards are still able to deliver
8. There are actually rules about posting
9. There are actually rules about moderation, enjoy your lovely ban
10. If you enjoy rival sites, you should die
11. Your creative well thought out pokemon movesets can be easily ignored
12. Anything you say can be and will be used against you
13. anything you say can be turned into something else
14. Do not argue with trolls- it means you’re feeding them
15. The harder you try to be a pokeymanz master, the more you look like a n00b
16. If you fail hard enough, you may earn a win
17. Every win fails eventually
18. Everything that can learn substitute can be hated
19. The more you hate it the stronger it gets
20. Pokeymanz is not to be taken srsly
21. Original EV spreads are only original for a few seconds before getting old
22. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
23. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
24. One worded posts make you look smart
25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post
26. Any topic can be easily turned into something unrelated
27. Question any member over the age of 19 of their existence on the forum
28. There are no women on Uuttitan, except for marinaneon2
29. All members are male unless otherwise stated
30. There are no girls on the UT PERIOD.
31. Gigatitan or Uutton - the choice is yours
32. You must have proof that those pokeymanz are not pokesaved
33. Post moar. The forums need to stay alive
34. There is a moveset for your favorite pokeymanz, No exceptions
35. If no moveset is found at the moment, it will be made by smogon
36. There is always a better pokeymanz master than you
37. Ditto can only learn transform, the game says so
38. No real limits of stats apply even 9991
39. CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU MUST STEER
41. fsjal is not funny. serious guys. It’s worse than magicarp used splash! It’s super effective!
42. Nothing can prevent OU whores
43. The more underused it is, the more satisfy it is to use in a standard battle
44. The more you debate that salamance should be in OU instead of ubers, the more makes you look more like OU whore.
45. When one sees a MissingNo, one must restart their Pokemon Yellow
46. There is always going to be an Uber N00b
47. That thread will eventually be locked or moved

Such truths... in this post.

Moved to where this thread should have been.
Nice rendition of the rules of the internet btw.

Kanrik wrote:

Moved to where this thread should have been.
Nice rendition of the rules of the internet btw.

RULE 47

I like how Kanrik proved the rules are true

this should srsly be sticked

cdplayar wrote:

[i]<3<3<3
That's hot!

rules 1&2 plz


tyvm for violating them in that image you hotlinked

IM SO COOL

GaiaAero wrote:

IM SO COOL

YOU'VE STILL GOTTA STEER

Noble Roar wrote:

Kanrik wrote:

Moved to where this thread should have been.
Nice rendition of the rules of the internet btw.

RULE 47

I'M AN ADMIN, I HAVE TO FOLLOW THE RULES! ALSO, I HAVE MY LICENSE, SO YES I'M STEERING.

Evil wrote:

cdplayar wrote:

[i]<3<3<3
That's hot!

rules 1&2 plz


tyvm for violating them in that image you hotlinked

Also no he didn't, so kthxbai.

Kanrik wrote:

Noble Roar wrote:

Kanrik wrote:

Moved to where this thread should have been.
Nice rendition of the rules of the internet btw.

RULE 47

I'M AN ADMIN, I HAVE TO FOLLOW THE RULES! ALSO, I HAVE MY LICENSE, SO YES I'M STEERING.

Evil wrote:

cdplayar wrote:

[i]<3<3<3
That's hot!

rules 1&2 plz


tyvm for violating them in that image you hotlinked

Also no he didn't, so kthxbai.

ZOMG
NO WAI
I DON'T HAVE MY LICENSE SO I CAN CRASH INTO WHATEVER I WANT

ED IS AMAZING

24

Momo wrote:

24

U LOK SOOO SMRT, KAWAII DESU

Quote :

ZOMG
NO WAI
I DON'T HAVE MY LICENSE SO I CAN CRASH INTO WHATEVER I WANT

ED IS AMAZING

you are a twisted man, if you think ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION is AMAZING

thunderXVIII wrote:

Quote :

ZOMG
NO WAI
I DON'T HAVE MY LICENSE SO I CAN CRASH INTO WHATEVER I WANT

ED IS AMAZING

you are a twisted man, if you think ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION is AMAZING

GIRL DON'T BE STUPID
IMMA TALKING ABOUT ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA

lol i know this, i was teasin ya

thunderXVIII wrote:

lol i know this, i was teasin ya

someone be trololololololololing

Noble Roar wrote:

thunderXVIII wrote:

lol i know this, i was teasin ya

someone be trololololololololing

Yea, you are now shush!

*has teh powa*

Back to topic lol

We may need to add this one

thunderXVIII wrote:

Noble Roar wrote:

thunderXVIII wrote:

lol i know this, i was teasin ya

someone be trololololololololing

Yea, you are now shush!

*has teh powa*

Back to topic lol

I'll go rule 12 on youse

Pialga93 wrote:

We may need to add this one

Pialga93 wrote:

We may need to add this one

I've broken that rule 32/0 times

[quote="Noble Roar"]

thunderXVIII wrote:

Noble Roar wrote:

thunderXVIII wrote:

lol i know this, i was teasin ya

someone be trololololololololing

Yea, you are now shush!

*has teh powa*

Back to topic lol

Noble Roar wrote:

I'll go rule 12 on youse

that's fine. i already Rule 13'd you.

[quote="thunderXVIII"]

Noble Roar wrote:

thunderXVIII wrote:

Noble Roar wrote:

thunderXVIII wrote:

lol i know this, i was teasin ya

someone be trololololololololing

Yea, you are now shush!

*has teh powa*

Back to topic lol

Noble Roar wrote:

I'll go rule 12 on youse

that's fine. i sux at trolling though D:

fixed