Forum Fight

But you accidentally hit a building while you're splashing and break it down, falling on you. Meanwhile, I go play Legend of Zelda Wind Waker even though I'm blind from having my eyes gouged out and beat it in 14 secs.

i cut every1 legs off then stabs all of u's

But you forgot that you were under a building so accidentally cut your own leg's off instead. By now, I've progressed through all the Zelda games 12 times each.

but u spilled oj on the game and FAILED

and the OJ turned into acid and burned through your soul

My soul or his? Oh well, it doesn't matter. I'll be the soul-less and I pick up the orange juice with magic and peg it and both the randoms and they get they're souls burnt through.

Sugar Honey Ice Tea!
well...it seems like both randoms have no souls...no matter...now I can call the Banshees from the depths of the netherworld to steal the life from your mind!

Yeah but when you got rid of my soul I became a banshee so I eat you.

yes but i use a missile pod and hunt you down

Well, this seems interesting.

Well, I come in from some random place, and if you read my intro thread, I'm a vampire so...
I summon an army of undead vampires to kill you all.

but, I get my spartan laser and team up with Derock and his missile pod to take out all of the vampires.

I scream and you all die hard. Remember, I'm a Banshee. Then I start eating cookies.

I summon chuck norris! in attack mode!

pwned

But he gets mad at you summoning him and beats the fu*k out of you.

then i come out of nowhere and fire my lazer at emperorerror :3

I lift up my bunker out of the earth and have infantry use machine gun turrets at those who are near enough.

I am Iron Man so I annihilate everything around me.

i use my pet who eats iron and eats u iron man

I come from a few posts ago, avoiding the bullets and other crap. I go and eat cookies. I make sure they're just barely out of everyone's reach.

and i summon the iron giant lol.


and then people try to kill him but he does that thing where he reassembles himself

But then we all realize we're not in that movie atm so he disappears.

Well, because my suit is actually a gold-titanium alloy and not actually iron (my name is a misnomer) I was not eaten. And since I am invincible due to being Iron Man, I survive stuff. And I shoot Emperorerror with a missile and incinerates him, while Blaze of Glory by Bon Jovi plays.

But you have forgot I am a Banshee and imo, Banshees are ghosts, so it goes through. You'll have to tear my soul narb. I throw a cookie at you.

I eat the cookie. I summon Hellboy. Hellboy exorsists you and you are sent to hell.

By the way, Banshees are female. Unless you ARE a girl.

I come from wherever I was and summon the creature of the undead to feast upon everyone's souls (emperorerror the banshee included who now obeys me).