Forum Fight

But I use darkvoid, putting everyone to sleep. Then I send Freddy to kill everyone in their sleep, and then I send the ghost busters to bust everyones ghosts. But, knowing someone will come back, I make the dream fortress! (Actually its a little hole where Im safe from evil cereal who are after vampires)

I summon the dark pig magician! in attack mode!
to destroy you're dream fortress and now the evil cereal can attack! muahahahahaaaaaaa!

Well I'm male, but I'm a banshee anyway. Lol.

But the cookie you ate has razors in it mtd! You swallowed it and cut your throat and stomach and then your guts fall out.

Now, I transform into a Man Eater Bug, (only randomer will know what I'm talking about by that ) and eat everyone and makes them taste like cookies. I summon 10 billion other man eater bugs that follow me like a god. All your base are belong to us.

I activate swords of revealing light! now I can't be attacked for three posts That will hold of your man-eater bugs.
I also activate my trap: honour of the piggy bank, which means that I can take all of your money and keep it for myself!
oh yes, this fight has turned into a card game!

"Sorry kids, ya can't play cards here anymore. Bye!"

And the game is over.

Man Eater Bugs go and eat randomer.

GO! MILLENIUM FRISBEE!!!!

Wwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhaaaaaaattt??

the millenium frisbee pwns everyone and I win

I think the fact that I am Iron Man should have some relevance. The cookie didn't harm me because I tasted the razor and spat it out. And I kill the millenium frisbee, meaning I win. Then I use my Iron Man technology to create a giant mecha with every weapon in the world and I own everyone who stands in my way. PWNED!!!

Yeah but I'm steel man so I beat you up.

I'm titanium man, so I beat you up.

I turn into pwnage man, then beat you up.

I am now dead

I come back as a ghost to fight by someone's side and conquer the world

I watch it like a movie.

I win because there is only a ghost left and someone is watching a movie.

I may be a ghost, but I can still fight

I am a normal(lulz pkmn referance) so ghost attack do nothing

O: oh-nos!

i call all ur moms to scream at u in tell u die

But I turn everybody into whismurs, and coz whismurs have soundproof, they dont die from the screaming. Then, I start killing everybody with focus punch.

I use substitute to avoid your focus punch and then order dark pig magician to own everyone

Nobody noticed me because I was watchin TVz so I go and pwn the dark pig magician with shadow ball.

But dark pig magician is dark and normal type so it has no effect