Forum Fight

I eat the axe to and bore everyone to death with educational T.V.

I get interested enough to change the channel to a martyial arts movie, which pumps me up so much that I blow your head off with my ultra-punch!

I grow a new head somehow and smash the T.V. and force you to take 9999999999999999999999999999999999.99999999999999999999999999999999999999 laxidive pills making your rear end explode and sending you into a black hole in space.

I absorb the power of the black hole, turning into Sephiroth, and as I am now omnipotent, I defeat the universe

But there is no more universe to defeat because I ate it. I use hypnosis and put sep to sleep and summon halo 3 n0bz to t-bag him in his sleep.

Unfortunately for you, the bomb I planted in the universe goes off, blowing your body to pieces.

I get nurse joy to stitch me back together in the 2 seconds it takes to heal in the games and make the halo 3 n0bz get all the people on there friends list to come and t-bag you as well.

yes but while i was out of the fight so long i learned the way of bruce lee and killed u al

Sadly for you all, I have summoned Mario and Luigi. They jump on you, squashing you all like Goombas. Wahoo!

I then transform into Bowser, so when they stomp on me, they just hurt themselves!!

but then me and mario double team you, grab ur tail, and send u flying of whatever world we are on

Unfortunately, since you only threw me 1 time, I come back enraged, and destroy your face!

Then I pull out a gun and shoot sep because bowser annoys me when hes mad then i use my mad skills to turn everyone into metapods and use them as punching bags for my beastly magikarp.

Unfortunately, I evolved from a Caterpie, and I kill you with my ultimate Tackle!

but then i summon a togepi to spam encore on sep making him tackle himself out and kill himself with struggle.

Too bad for you, but my attack power is so high, a single struggle destroys you

But I used double team so many times it makes me impossible to hit even with moves that never miss. Then i get Arceus to send you to your room for attempting martyrdom on me with struggle.

I have Darkrai help me escape to a Dark Void, from which I shoot your face.

But I come back from the dark recesses of many posts ago and make myself into a combination of Darkrai and Giratina. I then use Shadow Force into your Dark Void and throw Darkrai into a pit of light. Then I put you in a pie machine.

My Dewgong Shear Colds the Pie Machine and eats the frozen Pie Guy.

The frozen pies attract so many hungry bunnies you suffocate in their fur.

but the hungry bunnies get an extreme craving for people with long silver hair and an extremly long sword(sephiroth) and they eat your head off

Indeed so. Metagross love to eat hungry bunnies so they're pounding past, Meteor Mashing Derock into the ground. Furthermore, I fly in my jetpack high into the sky, eating carrots.

I laugh heartily with my second head as you plummet to the ground, immediately dieing from the poisoned carrot you just ate.

while i'm am pretending to laugh at you falling down i secretly(like assasin creed not like passing a note)chop sephiroth's head off